“You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit”

I love this line because it absolutely describe me. lol
I just wanna be like, ” yes I’m late, but its okay. I’m worth the wait” lol

I’m like ALWAYS late.
I just feel like it runs in my blood.
From the very first day of first grade till like now. (sorry this sound so un-interesting, I just couldn’t finish this sentence cleverly lol)
I’m late to class, work, church, dates, job interviews, finals. You name it I’m late.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
But I swear, I ALWAYS intend to be early. JK. I hate being early.
I ALWAYS intend to be on time.

They make bets at work to see how late I’ll be. lol
I just feel like my internal clock is so dysfunctional like I’d take my time even if I know I’m late. Hurrying up just makes me so panicky.

Even if I’m late, I try to not let myself stress over it, I just walk in, apologize and then proceed gracefully.

Do you guys think I’m crazy, or are you guys the same way?